"Dear Renee,
Only two days after my second session and you can't believe how good my face feels. It actually DOES feel good. My face no longer feels like it wants to fall off my head.
Let me tell you, shortly, because I know you're busy as poop. Exactly two Octobers ago, when the weather started getting cool, I could actually feel my face trying to slide down. I'm not kidding. This sensation coincided with an increase in coffee consumption. The newly consumed coffee was also much stronger.
Following your advice has proven to be more effective than following a doctor's advice. Actually, now that I think of it, no doctor ever gave me advice on this matter. They don't study it in school.
Can't wait for Saturday, 2:45 pm I believe.
Sincerely,
James Perkins"
